Good question. Here’s the nearest I can figure it: I am…
- an American currently living in Sweden
- a teacher, mostly of undergrads, mostly in linguistics, English, and Spanish
- a linguist, eternally working towards my PhD
- a computer programmer, working primarily on projects related to linguistics
- a writer, translator, and editor, working on all kinds of stuff
- a great lover of languages, particularly Romance and Germanic languages
- a photographer of little renown
- a man with a near-perfect wife; if you know her, you’ll know what I mean1
- a generally fun-loving fellow
In case that’s not enough, here are some more facts:
A Random Selection of Bad Habits I Have
- Using swearwords, even in front of my mother
- Confusing the words “restaurant” and “hotel” in my own mother tongue
- Getting toothpaste on everything
And, to be balanced:
A Random Selection of Good Habits I Have
- Conserving resources semi-fanatically
- Promoting free stuff, like my own software
- Flossing regularly