Good question. Here's the nearest I can figure it:
I am...
- an American living and working in Sweden
- a teacher, currently teaching English and linguistics at Uppsala University
- a linguist, with a wide range of research interests
- a computer programmer, working primarily on projects related to linguistics
- a writer, translator, and editor, working on all kinds of stuff
- a great lover of languages, particularly Romance and Germanic languages
- a photographer of little renown
- a generally fun-loving fellow